everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
"A friend of Thomas Jefferson’s, who owned a fine, strong horse, challenged him to a race. Jefferson owned a fat old mare but, surprisingly, accepted the bet. The two agreed on a date for the match. Race day had almost arrived when someone finally noticed that Jefferson had set the date of the race for February 30."